Festerford

Welsh slang for a local pedophile or nonce. Someone not to be trusted in the vicinity of minors, playgrounds or schools

There's a festerford hanging around the park with a puppy and bag of haribo, someone should call the police

by Jamiesa5 April 13, 2024

feasty boy

arsehole

"feasty boy is an arsehole"

by ssammyparsonss June 7, 2024

Fentylman

A gentleman who is currently under the influence of fentanyl. Commonly recognizable by their signature fent lean.

"I believe that fentylman over there stole my BMX bike!"

by drpomp December 7, 2024

Faesty

(adjective)

An extremely versatile made-up word that can be slid into almost any sentence like Diddy's wiener in a man's booty. Originating from a now-infamous altercation involving a broke bitch named Emily (ALLEGEDLY the word’s unintentional creator) because she couldn't say the fucking word "feisty". Faesty has transcended its petty beginnings to become a linguistic marvel in UK slang. Use it as a compliment, an insult, or a wildcard to spice up whatever you talk about. Just don’t credit Emily, because allegedly, fuck you Emily.

Person 1: bro acc just shut the fuck up
E***y: Why you being so faesty for????
Person 1: Sorry, what did you say?
E***y: I said faesty

Person 1: Bro this food slaps tbh im glad i stepped out
Person 2: yeah bro the food was bare blutty
Person 1: Yeah bare faesty bro (fuck you emily, allegedly)

Person 1: broo yk my ex got a new man
person 2: wait the ex that (some inexplicable bullshit)
Person 1: BROOOO YEAH THAT ONE
Person 2: yeah bro icl pray for the guy, a bit of a faesty situation (FUCK YOU EMILY DUMB WHORE, allegedly though innit)

by bomboclaaticus January 21, 2025

Festival Love

Reminiscent of having sex in a porta-potty, festival love is when your partner farts during sex but despite the horrendous odor you continue with the act. Alternately, festival love can start with a Dutch Oven and evolve to sex.

Man, that festival love really takes concentration, I wasn't sure I was going to able to finish when my girl farted last night.

by Pharmer Mike March 12, 2026

Festify

To make something festive.

"That dog looks really cute."
"Yeah, I festify it every Christmas."

by ecopig May 10, 2025

Fenty Fold

No, it’s not a sick dance move. "fenty fold" (AKA "fentanyl fold" or "fenty lean") is a specific posture observed in individuals who have used fentanyl or sometimes other similar opioids. This posture is characterized by the user being bent forward at the waist, often in a rigid and slumped position, with their head bowed and knees bent. They may also be unresponsive or unable to move.

“Bro partied a little too hard, check out that gnarly fenty fold”

by Attirb June 3, 2025