dead week

a week long holiday in which the university try to juke students in to believing its a concentrated study period, when actually its a time for professors to give out as many exams as they can; also known as the week holiday professors enjoy to sit back, laugh & torment students... modern-day name: "Professor bullyism"

University: "Dear students, this week is dead week, a no exam week which should be concentrated on studying for finals next week"
LSU students: "yayy, i have 1 exam and 2 lab finals this week"

by twhitechocolate December 3, 2010

Deadass

Could be used as a question or an statement for New York niggas

" deadass b ?" "deadass b."

by briannathot September 29, 2018

dead beat dad

Someone who does not pay child support, hasn't had a steady paycheck in at least a year, has a hooker of a girlfriend who has slept with at least two of his best friends, still lives with mommy and daddy and parties with people way too young for him because he doesn't know what priorities or responsibilities of a father should be.

"Wow, people really are oblivious to the difference between a playmate and a responsible father, huh?"

"Yeah, they don't see he is such a dead beat dad!"

See also buddy, playmate.

Antonyms- the gorgeous single guy across from your office, who is financial stable, has a successful job and wants to take you AND your daughter out.

by JONNYBEGOOD7583 June 29, 2010

Pure dead brilliant

A phrase used in Scotland that means 'the best' or something along those lines.

1. Jock: 'Did yae see that new filum on sat'day?'
McDonold: 'aye, it was Pure dead brilliant!'

2.'Here, Jimmy, that bottle o' bucky was Pure dead brilliant

by Alex July 23, 2003

brain dead

the link from reality and fantasy are broken. there is no pilot in the cockpit if you know what I mean. the results of too many drugs can do this to you. you can be born this way. whatever the reason, you state things out of your ass without a reference, and you don't know nor care how accurate your statement is.

After I took over 10 years of bong hits, I have been left virtually brain dead, leaving only the cartoon network as a compatable reference.

by maxpacemph March 30, 2006

Deaded

rejected

Harvard deaded Jim despite his 1.7 GPA.

by AirNik August 23, 2003

My Mom Is Dead

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback

Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much

by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007