eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

eye candy shopping by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

eye candy tooth ache 

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.

I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.

eye candy tooth ache by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011

bush candy 

the sweet sweet taste of the teen vag

"hey, while you're out go pick me up a 12 pack and some bush candy."

"the bush candy was stale, i almost puked!"

bush candy by joshhiop September 25, 2008

silver cotton candy 

geriatric pubic hair

Julia's grandma was a gilf so when I bent her over she exposed her silver cotton candy.

silver cotton candy by brad, jack, daniel, steph & linds October 8, 2006

sugar-free man candy 

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.

"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"

sugar-free man candy by Raystar April 10, 2009

Making Cotton Candy 

When you are fucking a chick with a cave of a vagina and you resort to moving your dick around in a circular motion around the edges to get some pleasure.

Random Guy: Dude she has a whale mouth for a pussy.

You: Yeah, I was making cotton candy with her.

Making Cotton Candy by Dode Whittman September 14, 2010

this ain't getting the baby no candy 

Originating down south, this phrase means that what you are currently doing is not being productive for the task at hand. Standing around the hood of a truck drinking coffee at the job site isn't getting the job done. Or, if you have the wrong tool for the job and are failing at a task.

Sitting here drinking ice tea when we got yard work to do - this ain't getting the baby no candy!

this ain't getting the baby no candy by Rockadaddy August 25, 2017