Alaskan Throwrug

The act of ejaculating on a female's back and throwing your pre-shaved pubic hairs on the semen causing them to stick.

"you're up bro, but to warn ya, I gave her the Alaskan Throwrug."
"you asshole! you always ruin the train."

by jakeisahomo February 20, 2010

alaskan pipline

Why would u look this up u sicko

I wanna try an alaskan pipline with my other

by Frosting September 4, 2016

alasas

Big, Dark, Cheap, and Arabic.

Andy never pays for his own tickets; he's alasas.

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Alaskan Avalanche

Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.

Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010

Alask

1. Exclamation, used in surprise, replacement for gasp hark etc...
2. Used in place of a swear word or any other word.

1. Alask! I die...
2. I alasked your mom last night!

by Devin October 20, 2004

alaskan whitefish

When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.

Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"

Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"

Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.

Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"

by TheOneToRuleThemAll January 31, 2014

gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008