Pump Fake

Verb. -Technique used at the gas-pump when you are short on cash and wish to fool the casual observer into thinking that you are not.

Here is an example of The Pump Fake: If you only have $10 to put in the tank, you subtly release the pump trigger a few times between the $8 and $10 mark. Hopefully, this will fool anyone who happens to be watching into thinking that you are simply topping off your gas tank before a long trip, and that you are not actually broke as hell!

by Stoolsample January 04, 2014

Pics or Fake

If someone on a forum website starts a thread or makes any kind of questionable claim, someone will probably reply to the post saying "Pics or Fake". As in, "post pics to prove that you are telling the truth, otherwise you are lying". %90 of the time this does not provoke the intended outcome, and goes relatively unnoticed by the OP.

Original post: "Seriously, one time I ran into Tina Fey at a bar in New York."

Reply: "Pics or Fake."

by Vidableek October 22, 2008

Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.

Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks

by Imjustsayinh December 01, 2017

fake head

When a prostitute tricks the john and jerks him off and he thinks she is sucking him off

She ain't worth 50 she gives fake head

by Clientele October 12, 2004

pump fake

When you start to jack a dude off, and before he cums you stop and leave. This is a more vindictive form of a cock tease

A well meaning, but intoxicated Trixie takes Chad home from the bar. Things start to get nasty. She puts her hand down his pants and starts to jerk him off. Something causes her to stop, either revenge or her conscience, and she walks away. He says, "It's not cool to pump fake me like that."

by eTwice May 25, 2009

fake bake

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

by Count Cockula April 24, 2008

fake italian

partly from their own egoless, view of the world. Basically an italian who is origionally from Greece or Turkey.

There is no such thing as a fake Italian, just fake people.

by christi May 19, 2004