awful waffle

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.

1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?

by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006

Waffcake

1. A cross between a wafer and a pancake. 2. A person that has done something stupidly adorable or just plain stupid.

"It's to hard to be a pancake, but it's not a wafer coz they don't sell them here....... it must be a waffcake!"

by Joe Mumma July 16, 2008

waffelz

Something thats entirely better than waffles. WAAY better. especially the way its spelled =o.

"who wants waffles?"
"I dont want waffles, I want waffelz!"
"....wut?"
"i want WAFFELZ, NAWT WAFFLES."
"....ok then..."

by pain_of_hero October 22, 2008

Waffle

In the act of having intercourse with a female, the male begins the pelvic thrusting and before he finishes, he flips her over and lays on a thick layer of "syrup".

ambush paddington

by McDrizzle, Foshizzle April 19, 2009

zebra cunt waffle

an asian woman who is not only a bitch but also kind of a whore

"I used to have a crush on Su Lin but I found out that she gave my best friend head right before she hooked up with me and she just used my feelings for her to get invited to parties"
Friend-"Man, she is such a zebra cunt waffle"

by zebracuntwaffle November 29, 2011

chode waffle

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

by John ashby July 27, 2010

Waffledyke

A waffle mad woman with a sexual preference to other women (of the same sex)
Often mistaken for a Pancakelesbo, can be seen in Waffle kitchens across Romford

"Oh My God.. Look, it's the waffledyke.." and "I've eaten so many waffles, I feel like a bloody waffledyke!"

by Mapk & Grace May 3, 2005