pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies June 2, 2015

pooty

To take a dump and call it 'pooty'. A term for individuals who have a poop fetish.

Eww, did you see that porno last night with the pooty lady smearing shit all over herself? AND it came from her own ass!

by Jerry Jerry June 8, 2015

Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

Pootytang

A bomb ass drug (candle wax shavings)

Types of pootytang: Cherrytang, voldertang, bubbletang, etc. "Ooowee this is some bomb ass pootytang homez." ◑ˍ◐

by *twirls* July 13, 2015

pootskeet

The act of farting out previous anal inseminations
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Oh my god! Brad came in my ass last night and today I keep having pootskeet after pootskeet!

by rickety titdirt September 21, 2015

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

pootiebum

When you poop into another persons anus, and they keep it inside for as long as they can.

Person 1: Oh man, i pootiebummed Sarah last night
Person 2: Damn, how long did she last?
Person 1: I think she still has it in.

by GUIbdspvua December 13, 2015