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When you poop into another persons anus, and they keep it inside for as long as they can.

Person 1: Oh man, i pootiebummed Sarah last night
Person 2: Damn, how long did she last?
Person 1: I think she still has it in.

pootiebum by GUIbdspvua December 13, 2015

Words you can keep

Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

Poosebumps by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

Related Words

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pootiemuffin

What anyone calls someone when they have lack of anything better to call that person. Very intertaining thing to say...

Jon, You fucking pootiemuffin

pootiemuffin by Deemy Two Nose April 16, 2004

Poosebumps

The goose bumps you get after taking a really good poo.

I just dropped a huge D, and now I have poosebumps.

Poosebumps by MUlaxer6 November 11, 2010

Poopiebutt

A condition that causes stains on all lower garments and smells of fecal mater.

Poopiebutt by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Poopiebum

–noun
1. an epic Halo 3 gamertag.
2. when you get diarrhea, dont wipe fully, and get some on your boxers/underwear.

–verb (used with object)
3. to show great excitement when greeting someone.
4. a phrase yelled by a select few, to show excitement after a long time apart.
5. a word shared with friends, to relive old memmories.

1.

G: Man I just got sniped in the head by...POOPIEBUM?!!!
K: LMAO POOPIEBUM!!

2.

(Arives at destination and steps out of car)
G:(To K)Hey, long time no see!!
K:POOPIEBUM!!!
G:POOPIEBUMM!!!!
G and K:ROFLAMINGO!!!!

3.

G: Man I just took the most watery shit ever! Its like i wiped with china paper!
K: You have poopiebum dont you.
G: >_< ..... Yes

Poopiebum by Lt Spankmonkey April 27, 2009

poopiecum

the mixture of diarrhea and cum

man after i pulled my dick out her ass i had poopiecum all down my leg

poopiecum by D.ymmit October 7, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026