pootiebum 

When you poop into another persons anus, and they keep it inside for as long as they can.

Person 1: Oh man, i pootiebummed Sarah last night
Person 2: Damn, how long did she last?
Person 1: I think she still has it in.

pootiebum by GUIbdspvua December 13, 2015

Poosebumps 

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

Poosebumps by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

pootiemuffin

What anyone calls someone when they have lack of anything better to call that person. Very intertaining thing to say...

Jon, You fucking pootiemuffin

pootiemuffin by Deemy Two Nose April 16, 2004

Poosebumps 

The goose bumps you get after taking a really good poo.

I just dropped a huge D, and now I have poosebumps.

Poosebumps by MUlaxer6 November 11, 2010

Poopiebutt 

A condition that causes stains on all lower garments and smells of fecal mater.

Poopiebutt by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Poopiebum

–noun
1. an epic Halo 3 gamertag.
2. when you get diarrhea, dont wipe fully, and get some on your boxers/underwear.

–verb (used with object)
3. to show great excitement when greeting someone.
4. a phrase yelled by a select few, to show excitement after a long time apart.
5. a word shared with friends, to relive old memmories.

1.

G: Man I just got sniped in the head by...POOPIEBUM?!!!
K: LMAO POOPIEBUM!!

2.

(Arives at destination and steps out of car)
G:(To K)Hey, long time no see!!
K:POOPIEBUM!!!
G:POOPIEBUMM!!!!
G and K:ROFLAMINGO!!!!

3.

G: Man I just took the most watery shit ever! Its like i wiped with china paper!
K: You have poopiebum dont you.
G: >_< ..... Yes

Poopiebum by Lt Spankmonkey April 27, 2009

poopiecum 

the mixture of diarrhea and cum

man after i pulled my dick out her ass i had poopiecum all down my leg

poopiecum by D.ymmit October 7, 2011