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Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013
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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that June 3, 2016
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bulge chafing nooksniffer

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.
YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer
by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017
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*random word that noone will ever see*

"A word that you did not see, and never will. I wasn't here."
Hello, My name is *random word that noone will ever see*
by GArmoth May 3, 2018
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Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.
"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."
by Dwigt July 9, 2019
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poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience
wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.
by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021
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‘Stallis Poop Noodle

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.
Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle
by mobypenis March 17, 2022
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