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Rookie Numbers 

Hmm you see this, this right here yeah we can change this so as you can see it is set at 10mm those are rookie numbers god damn it so let’s change that to 2000000000mm yes thats more like it
Rookie Numbers by GrayStillPlays October 11, 2020

Playing the numbers

A predecessor to state-run lotteries in the 1960s and '70s that thrived in poor neighborhoods.

The number was determined on a given day, by taking the second and third digits from the total amount of money in bank clearances from a predetermined bank, and the third digit in the Federal Reserve Bank's credit balance. On a day when the bank clearings were $589 million and the Fed's credit balance $116 million, the "89" from the first amount was combined with the "6" of the second to establish the day's winning number, 896.
Say, man You going to be playing the numbers today? Give me a nickel on 821. Make sure you combinate me.

Numberblocks Community 

A torture, worse than any hell, worse than any medieval torture device, worse than any epiphany of a gothic child on TikTok.

It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.

Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.

If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
Man, I just committed SO much war crimes, so they sent me to the Numberblocks Community!
Verb: someone who blatantly cheats in any given activity, careless of his or her reputation.
person 1: the Patriots totally numxbered in the game last night

person 2: I know right. I bet they payed the refs
Numxber by ZXR0 May 8, 2018

Nummerilian 

1,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81661,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81671,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81611,937,936,268,836,738,638,373,383,383,826,926,016,735,826,723,462,827,153,123,027,830,016,791,801,401,393,836,666,917,294,926,927,937,173,483,627,184,184,826,816,915,825,916,015,925,017,816,716,519,81601,937 *10^1,493,826,207
This number is named after the man who discovered it, Mitch Nummer. Nummer is also the German and Norwegian word for number. “I am one Nummerilian percent not doing that.”
Nummerilian by Chef donkay February 13, 2020

numberwhore

A person with an uncanny but mostly useless ability to remember long strings of account numbers, phone numbers of elementary schoolmates, and/or the SSNs of siblings or exes
Jennifer: Hey, you remember that guy we met 9 years ago at the beach? I wish I could remember his number. He was cute.
Lisa: It's 555-867-5309. You're so lucky I'm a numberwhore.
numberwhore by jezebel73 October 8, 2009