John Roblox 

A Roblox Youtuber who mainly plays Arsenal(pro player who pwns hackers), makes under aged jokes, makes gorilla noises and always rages.
He's an Arsenal admin.
Oh, and he is married to Zero Two.

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ps: John, if you are reading this, go get a gf instead of virtually marrying a 2D girl with disproportionately large eyes.

pps: WEEB

A: yo did you watch that new John Roblox video?
B: yeah i did. Its about him pwning hackers

Example 2
A:Oh god i can't believe it! John Roblox's married to Zero Two
B(still horny from hentai): Zero Two is my waifu...

John Roblox by N4PST4B1OOK February 20, 2020

John Leguizombie 

What happens when John Leguizamo turns into a zombie. Specifically in the movie "Land of the Dead."

Person: Hey look! It's John Leguizombie!
John Leguizombie: BRAINS...

John Leguizombie by Danny Boyd July 26, 2005

John Footpenis 

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !

John Footpenis by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.

"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"

John Mulaney by spicyKnees April 7, 2020

John Bender 

1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.

2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.

1. Smoke up, Johnny!

2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!

John Bender by Marty J A December 20, 2006

John Boehner 

(updated definition) After the2010 Election, Republicans took control of the U.S. House of Representitives.
They then voted to elect John Boehner of Ohio as Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress.

It seems that the G.O.P. plans to undo all the progress made during the 111th Congress!

John Boehner may well be the worst choice for Speaker of the House since Newt Gingrich! His first priority is to repeal the Healthcare Reform passed in 2009!

John Boehner by Charles_U_Farley January 16, 2011

John Madden 

VERB---- To speak the obvious

"It's raining" Thanks for the John Madden forecast because the water falling from the sky didn't already give it away.

John Madden by Robbie Quivey June 25, 2008