gooch hammer 

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

gooch hammer by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022

Hurricane Hammer 

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.

It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.

Hurricane Hammer by Kazrat March 18, 2022

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

Reverse Hammer Style by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Van hammer 

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

Van hammer by ikesa May 1, 2022

Halle Hammer and Dylan Iverson 

These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!

Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!

Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me

Halle Hammer and Dylan Iverson by Bob rickie May 25, 2022

Texas Hammer 

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

Texas Hammer by Voinyws June 30, 2022

Wood Hammer 

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.

My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.

Wood Hammer by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022