1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
by antoano:3 August 23, 2025
Get the goonmug. by KastotEmi March 22, 2025
Get the Goon Phonemug. Goon
by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010
Get the Goonmug. A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!
Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
by Dudldamm February 2, 2025
Get the Tuan on Ahn Goonmug. 
The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug.