sadie rotten crotch 

Term used to describe the state of crotch chafing. Abrasions on thighs and groin caused by sand from a beach, rough clothing material, and fat legs on a long walk. Not unlike sand in the vagina or grit-nuts and sandpaper crack.

Dude, I've got the worse case of sadie rotten crotch, I'm walkin' like I just got off of cross country horse-back ride.

sadie rotten crotch by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

dumpster crotch 

a) Smelly female genitalia that can be compared to the aroma of a grocery store dumpster on a hot august day.

b) The owner of the smelly genitalia.

a) wow, that dirty skank has got some ripe dumpster crotch goin' on.

b) That bitch is one gruesome dumpster crotch.

dumpster crotch by big steel momma January 26, 2006

Cowboy Crotch 

the inner thighs of a person's legs are so sensitive to touch that in order to avoid pain, a person must walk bowlegged like a cowboy

I just walked seven miles and I have a serious case of cowboy crotch.

Cowboy Crotch by ALS52 August 22, 2008

strawberry poptart crotch 

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina

Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

strawberry poptart crotch by asilanna December 5, 2009

Square Crotch 

A square crotch occurs when a woman who is usually slender, wears jeans that are way too tight. Where her uppers thighs meet the va jing jing, there is a wide open space you can see through.

Look at that Square Crotch, she must be a ho showing off her cooter like that!!

Square Crotch by turtle girl August 4, 2006

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!

Cotton Crotch by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010

fire crotch

name of a person with red vag hair

jessie is such a fire crotch

fire crotch by luckycharms855 September 5, 2009