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Hairy Cookie Nips

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.
Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012
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dutch oven cookie

farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...
hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...
by Bling-dog March 19, 2011
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smoking cookie

"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox
by Mulatto Barbie December 12, 2016
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Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.
John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)
by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011
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Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."
by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009
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coolies

Literally, a blatant, presumably intentional misspelling of the improperly plural adverb form of cool, coolly.

1. Like being cool, only more so.

2. Used as adj.; cool, only more so.

3. n. An oriental ethnic group; reknown in the western U.S. for working in near-slavery conditions to do the hard part of building the first trans-continental railroad.

4. n. An offensive racial, (see race), slur against oriental people.
1. No known example of usage.

2-3. After the coolies finished the project, it must have been real coolies to have a trans-continental railroad.

4. I doubt they ever let the coolies ride on it.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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Cookie Nips

Having nipples that are the size of cookies, usually over 2 inches in diameter.
Did u see Moare Galigans Cookie Nips? Her picture is being texted all aroudn the school!
by Assfuckmagees September 30, 2008
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