Clostroblumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in a confined space, such as an airplane bathroom, or motor home. It requires the giver to be VERY flexible, like a gymnast.

Lance was prepared for his flight to suck, until Lisa offered to go in the back and give him a mile high clostroblumpkin.

by kenny blankenship October 27, 2006

Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.

I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!

by WittyJules January 23, 2009

clothed sensuality

A form of titillation that revolves around stimulating the target's imagination without nudity.

That office secretary has some serious clothed sensuality going on with that loose blouse and messy ponytail.

by Epikalountai February 19, 2014

Clothesfucked

When you fuck someone through clothes. Also known as the Mormon surprise.

Dude, I totally Clothesfucked that girl last night.

by knoxtaco September 5, 2016

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

cloteel

A very quiet and shy person very loving and talented. She is dedicated to family and God.

"Cloteel is kicking in".

by Boss Hog🐗 November 21, 2017

clootie

This is the old Anglo Saxon word for devil.

Josh was being a clootie.

by Anonymous_15D March 8, 2018