Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

breakfast cafe staff team

when the staff team is poggers

i wish we could be like the breakfast cafe staff team

by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021

breakfist

A knuckle sandwich.

Biff Tannen stated that he owed Marty --- or to his knowledge, "Calvin Klein" --- a vengeance-punch for "causing 300 bucks' worth of damage" to his car. Said pummeling did not end up benefiting Biff overly, though... perhaps said deliquent teenage hothead should have taken a lesson from his great-grandfather Buford, whose own tremendous clenched-hand swing at Marty (or in his case, that irritating dude known as "Clint Eastwood") merely resulted is his almost having an early "breakfist" --- as in, he learned the "hard" way what it felt like trying to bash his way through an old-school bullet-proof vest (i.e., 30 pounds of Good American Steel boiler-plate), and it nearly fractured his knuckles!

by QuacksO July 7, 2021

Breakfast casserole

Something Lez will never bring in.

Lez will never bring in the breakfast casserole.

by The real Justine August 6, 2021

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

Breadless Sandwich

Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.

"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"

by Manaos de manzana September 20, 2021