hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth

"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."

by Orcaheart April 21, 2021

Jam hands

When you eat a PB&J and get sticky-ass fingers. Jam hands!

"Bruh luv me some PBJ but these jam hands"

by imryanreid December 12, 2016

Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012

Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.

Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.

Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006