Definitions by lazyassloser

cum

1. sperm
2. the act of cuming

that chick is a cumwhore

cum by lazyassloser January 31, 2007

gangster 

Unlike what most people think a gangster is, a gangster is usually a white person in the mob. This term is also synonomyous with mobster. Gangsters usually hate the feds and in the golden days they bootlegged drugs but mainly alcohol and robbed banks. they had massive gunfights and had the nice sedans. Gangstas are the black ones in so cal popular in the early 90's. Even if you are black you must admit that white people are the best criminals.

Bonnie&Clyde, Al Capone, Jon Gotti, Pretty Boy Floyd, all were white and the biggest criminals to ever live. So bloods and crip that bitch.

gangster by lazyassloser January 7, 2005

hoodie 

a real cool article of clothing that is a sweatshirt with a hood on the back.It has a large pocket on the stomach could but is not limited to holding: Candy,pop,food,drugs,etc.

I own so many hoodies I've lost count

hoodie by lazyassloser April 27, 2004

homestar runner 

A cool character off homestarrunner.com is white, wears a beanie, shirt w/ a star on it, and has no arms and is a terrific athlete. Borrows fondue sets and has a baseball bat headed girlfriend named marzipan.
Has a speech impediment and is annoying and funny all at the same time.

Flagrant error! I don't know what you did, but you sure messed it up you moron. Uh Oh! This does not look good for the homestarrunner.

homestar runner by lazyassloser April 16, 2004

ranch hand 

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

ranch hand by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

Cojones 

The Mexican/puerto rican/cuban/south american way to say balls

I'll rip off yo cajones

Cojones by lazyassloser April 3, 2004

shibby 

Meaning cool, awesome, or in agreement.

from dude where's my car:Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment please leave your shibby at the beep, shibby! (beep)

shibby by lazyassloser March 26, 2004