Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof.

This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.

For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof. by kisses<3 January 25, 2013

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens 

A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.

"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!

Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens by rperazag May 19, 2010

I'd put it in her butt. 

A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years

You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."

I'd put it in her butt. by Puddiw July 27, 2011

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos 

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

I'd put a wig on her 

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Who put twenty pence in you 

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant

Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off

Who put twenty pence in you by Banterbus September 11, 2016