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Pastorly

eg. we have a pastorly relationship

he is pastorly
by signorgonzalez May 22, 2011
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pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.
by CyMatic December 17, 2011
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passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.
Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.
by Myles Austin April 2, 2012
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Pasteurbation

noun

1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.

2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.

3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.

After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
by BulldogNelly June 20, 2012
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passertive

when you are passive aggressively assertive
1. "she was being a little rude" "nah man, she was bein passertive"

2. i get shit done when i man up and become passertive

3. the kid across from me on the bus wasn't moving, so i jumped ahead of him to get off. sometimes you just gotta be passertive like that
by brashlin June 15, 2014
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Passive-Adouchive

Term used to describe someone so douchey, that they can be a douche without even trying, or implying it in everyday means to where the recipients don't realize what the person said was douchey until it's too late.
When he said that, he was being very Passive-Adouchive.
by quixilver09 February 18, 2014
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passive prostitute

A female you date for a extended period of time without having sex but when sex is had she ask for rent or car note to be paid
Robert was asked to pay Karens rent after dating her for 6 months after first time sex.....Robert got played by a passive prostitute....
by oilmane2 April 20, 2014
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