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I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT 

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT by TigerW September 4, 2005
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i should be doing homework 

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.
I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.
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I'm Scared 

Something one bravely says to a trusted someone when confronting a biggest fear. And to face that fear (instead of running) and to honestly say "I'm Scared" can unexpectedly bring comfort.
"Dear God, I'm Scared."

"Doctor, I'm scared."

"I'm scared."
I'm Scared by no pain March 19, 2013
Reference in Basketball, meaning your that guy. Or that you are valid.
I'm Him by Ballislife213 May 5, 2022

I Need Healing

The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.
Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*

I forgor 💀 

"I forgor" or "I forgor 💀" is phrase that originated from a supposed typing mistake from a user to Walmart after they asked what they needed. It is now commonly spammed in comment sections of seemingly unrelated posts.
I forgor 💀
I forgor 💀 by slweeb July 12, 2021

i dont give a fuck 

This phrase is one of a kind. It has utmost emphasis and is a prime example of when someone does not care. The phrase is not to be used in a public environment unless you truly "Don't give a fuck". This slang sentence is used primarily when under criticism, because when you don't care what somebody else says, whip out an "I don't give a fuck!" and they'll shut their fucking mouths ;)
i dont give a fuck