by ;ljhdldkjdfsh August 29, 2018
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Man #1: Man dude, Jon is really moving in on my chick.
Man #2: Yeah he does that a lot. I'm getting sick of his douchebaggery.
Man #2: Yeah he does that a lot. I'm getting sick of his douchebaggery.
by thedaverocks January 15, 2008
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While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.
Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021
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noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.
noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.
The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.
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The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.
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The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.
by crazyted September 4, 2008
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My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
by Kasscendra February 2, 2009
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2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!
2) Zach, quit being a douchealoop!
by Micah Perry August 7, 2007
Get the douchealoop mug.Sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too pissed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. Metaphorically refers to a sac of turds, with douce deriving from "I have to go #2" or "I gotta drop a deuce."
I hate that guy. What a doucebag!
by trashsweeper November 27, 2011
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