Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

Chump

Someone who drinks water

Ethan drank 4 bottles of water yesterday, oh yea he’s a chump

by Egg_is_a_chump69 June 10, 2023

Chump

Meanie, gullible

Your a chump

by Dapoggster October 16, 2023

Clumpering

The act of two men (preferably English and Italian) laying in such a position their arseholes are touching for sexual pleasure

The act is in no way homosexual

Me and Vito strafino were clumpering last night

by JosephFreaky September 4, 2024

Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!

by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024

Chumpophobia

The basic fear of being taken advantage of.

Matt has a bad case of Chumpophobia ever since his last gf took advantage of him.

by anonymous November 27, 2024

Chump

Man who buys yeezy pods

Oh man i got the new Yeezy pods

Damn, your a chump

by AMooseMuuse December 14, 2023