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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012
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bar-bi

Making out with your same-sex friends at a club with the sole intention of showing off and getting the attention of people you actually want to go home with.
Katy Perry has made a career out of her bar-bi stories.
by johnniesrotten February 27, 2011
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snitzel bar

bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.
by blinkin_the light November 22, 2011
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C-Bar

Having or spending $100. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Bar stands for a bundle of bills.
I dropped a c-bar when I bought these pants.
by wxbeach October 30, 2011
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Zig Bar

(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.

(2: Xanax Bar.
"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"

"Zigz bars!"

"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"
by giggity ziggity zig bar November 18, 2011
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beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
by bigspuds July 7, 2006
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Hirsi Bar

Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."

After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.

The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
by IScience April 1, 2008
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