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snitzel bar

bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.
by blinkin_the light November 22, 2011
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C-Bar

Having or spending $100. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Bar stands for a bundle of bills.
I dropped a c-bar when I bought these pants.
by wxbeach October 30, 2011
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bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.
Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.
by chinesedentist December 15, 2010
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Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012
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Hirsi Bar

Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."

After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.

The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
by IScience April 1, 2008
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beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
by bigspuds July 7, 2006
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