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Zig Bar

(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.

(2: Xanax Bar.
"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"

"Zigz bars!"

"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"
by giggity ziggity zig bar November 18, 2011
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No bolds barred

Overt usage of font formatting giving text that ransom note appearance
Th typeface blog had No bolds barred
by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
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Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender
by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019
mugGet the Bar floozymug.

bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012
mugGet the bar flumug.

Mommy Bar

n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
mugGet the Mommy Barmug.

Hirsi Bar

Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."

After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.

The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
by IScience April 1, 2008
mugGet the Hirsi Barmug.

beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
by bigspuds July 7, 2006
mugGet the beef barmug.

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