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infuriating

when your new computer is locked down like fort knox, and you don't have the password
It is infuriating when the clock on the computer is set for 2001 and you can't change it with out a password.
infuriating by moi2010 February 4, 2010
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infuriating

Infuriating people refer to a month as 30 days and a year as 12 months
How long is it till i get my car sold?

30 days

You are an infuriating faggot

Infuriating Stick 

A boner so hard it infuriates the one with it
Guy 1: Why TF is (guy 3) slapping his dick
Guy 2: (guy 3) got an infuriating stick, that's why

mildly infuriating 

its really infuriating to deal with or see but it not to the point of anger so you live with the constant burden of knowing there is an imperfection somewhere around the world that you saw and can never fix.
"hey want to see something mildly infuriating", "yeah" "look at the base... it doesn't move but the blades are wobbling. it will stay like that forever."

potentially infuriating 

Something that doesn't quite get on your nerves or piss you off, yet. Also, the key word is potentially, so chances are it can really piss you off sooner or later. Think of something you found cute or hilarious for about five minutes, like a semi-witty dick joke, or an incontinent puppy, will later be potentially infuriating by repitition. Reference puppy dog girlfriend for a better irl example.
Person a: Does that chick relize that being a puppy dog girlfriend doesn't make her cute at all anymore?

Person b: He doesn't care whether or not that's potentially infuriating, he just gets pent up about it and fucks the shit out of her later

Person c(puppy dog girlfriend's bf, appeared from behind):
damn skippy, what she on't know won't kill her

Person a&b: WILL YOU QUIT DOING THAT, YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING NINJA, YOU GODFORSAKEN WEEABOO!!!

Midly Infuriating

Oh, dear. Look what you've done. Looks like you spelled something wrong.

Annoying, isn't it?

midly infuriating

this pattern on the wall is midly infuriating
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