Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender

Lacey is such a bar floozy

by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019

bar husband

the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.

i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband

by muzzdarts August 2, 2012

bar schwag

A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.

If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.

by schwerve August 10, 2008

Man Bar

Red wagon or portable hand trailer filled with ice and choice of ones favorite beer and or liquor.

I am taking my Man Bar trick or treating tonight so I have a constant supply of Alcohol.

by Cambro69scotty November 2, 2010

bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012

beef bar

an inplement used to hit people with.

i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head

by bigspuds July 7, 2006

Hirsi Bar

Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.

"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."

After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.

The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.

by IScience April 1, 2008