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A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom
ur mom by Tim May 13, 2005
Someone who is "banged" on a daily basis by 12 year olds and retarded "newfags".
Boy: lolz i banged ur mom
Mature Individual: brb
Mature Individual: *comes back with a cup of horse semen and forces it down the boy's throat (cup included)*
ur mom by prvt asscancer September 25, 2012

Ur mom gay lol 

Usually said by a 11 year old roblox/fortnite players.
The best comeback for ur mom gay is “no u
Daniel: *gets killed by another 12 year old fortnite player* “Ur mom gay lol”
Carlo: “no u

ur ancestor transgender 

the worst of all roasts, defeating ur granny tranny, and ur family tree lgbt combined
guy 1- dude ur granny tranny and ur family tree lgbt
guy 2 - dont make me do it
guy 1 - do it pussy
giy 2 - ur ancestor transgender
guy 1 - *fucking dissolves into the 3rd world*

Ur ancestors were transgenders

A destructive force dark stronger than anything come up with so far. "No u" and reverse cards won't be able to stop it
Tim:Haha u a fag
Jay:ur ancestors were transgenders
Tim:no u
*invalid *
Tim explodes

ur brother a mother

(1) Known as the worst possible insult in existence.

(2) This insult will completely obliterateall known existence in this universe.
guy1:ur mom gay.
guy2:ur dad lesbian.
guy1:ur granny tranny

guy2:you leave me no choice.
guy1:oh god.
guy2:UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
all life in the universe is no longer existent