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spec-turd

A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.
Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.

Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.
by Big Gabe January 4, 2008
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turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon
i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler
by maddie3333 February 2, 2009
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Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.
by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011
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[Turd sandwich]

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.
Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015
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Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016
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Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
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Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 9, 2010
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