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Toothpasting

A method of getting high by rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples, Titanium Dioxide nanoparticles in the toothpaste enter the bloodstream and create an opiloid type high.
"Oh man im totally pasted right now"
"Toothpasting is so intense"
by highfives October 17, 2012
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freak tooth

one who obtains a freakish toth that juts out and scrapes along the ground gathering all sorts of fecal matter and small african rodents.
"the fuck happened to that guys tooth?"
"Hey!"
by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003
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siamese toothnipple

two people attached together at the tooth and the nipple
its unfortunate that earl and dale's mom had sex with her brother. they will always be laughed at for being inbred siamese toothnipples.
by d siegs April 17, 2010
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Baby Tooth Heishman

A person who still has baby teeth when they are over the age of 18. The teeth represent them as person of low inteligence and the need to recieve underages. Could also be considered things such as a bubbly faggot. like I always say 'Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander..."
Baby tooth Heishman just got an underage, what else is new?
by kdnajdenaskfmdlas May 3, 2010
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A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.
Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
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toothing

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex to the point where it causes pain to the recieving male.
Dude, I was with ______ last night and she was toothing!
by Ross Dolce May 5, 2005
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Purple Toothpaste

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting
Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.
by Jreefer October 4, 2008
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