bump the stock

When silly bitches turn the bass up all the way on their stock speakers, in their cars, and it sounds terrible.

dude, don't be lame. buy some 20's or something, don't bump the stock

by Storzy April 25, 2008

Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.

The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.

by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009

Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.

Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.

by alunaleeee January 26, 2015

Will the stock market crash soon?

UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…

Will the stock market crash soon?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

sand socks

To have ones feet covered completely in a thick layer of sand. This usually occurs at the beach when one comes out of the water and places wet feet in the sand.

Jack: Look at my sand socks they are so awesome!
Jim: Well your not getting a ride back in my car with those sand socks.
Jack: Fine Ill wash them off before we leave.

by bubblymuffin June 24, 2010

bang socks

A slang term for Condoms

Bro, you got any bang socks? I got this girl in my room and I need to wrap it up before I slap it up

by Tonkatron May 8, 2018

Tuna and Old Socks

A term used to describe the peculiar odor emmitted by the elderly.

Cletus: Jimmi's mum smells like tuna and old socks.
Bob: What? Oh yeah, that bitch smells like old.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008