salaman

Sexeist man alive!

salaman likes guys

by carson_likes_men March 15, 2022

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

chicago salami

slang for penis, most commonly used in the 1920's

Frank: my Chicago salami is huge!
Claude:....no, its not....

by the gentleman thief January 23, 2010

Salad roasting

Anal sex without using lube

That girl is so filthy! She totally loved the salad roasting I gave her last night.

by WooLIII May 6, 2018

Salad Bag

The act of tea bagging a vegan.

Last night I had a ‘Salad Bag’ best I’ve had!

by Sam Bryant August 16, 2018

Salad Queen

A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus

A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun

by Jeffbridgesiscool May 1, 2022

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004