Dad Bod

Someone who thinks they’re huge but under their clothes they’re just fat.

“Peyton Manning looks like he’s got a dad bod”

by Whoisasking February 4, 2019

dad-hater

A boy named Kyle having too much time on his hands, and making fun of a CUTE girl named Melissa

"I am bored, I think I'll make up a word....how about DAD-HATER! I think Melissa is the hottest, and I want her"

by M May 14, 2003

Dad-Vag

A term used to describe a father who has ho balls, nor a penis as a matter of fact. A father who is spineless and have the tendency to pussy out of every conflict.

Guy 1: Hey bro, ask your dad if we can borough his car for the night.

Guy 2: Sure, but I don't think he'll let us.

Guy 1: Daaamn bro, your dad's such a dad-vag, he'll never let us do anything cool.

by DonKnalje November 5, 2011

football dad

A very hot person! Always tells his kids that they suck because they do! And his kids and family all live him very much

That football dad is so hot!

by Red nose Rudolph October 1, 2018

Paige's dad

is sexy in the bed room

Paige's dad rocked my world last night,

oh yeah!

by paige's dad doer May 14, 2009

Dad Hat

A hat that is curved and is usually a baseball cap.

"You see that dad hat, that looks ugly"

by Otis Jay August 10, 2016

Golf Dads/Bowling Dads

Poor ignorant sods that like talking about boring shit and often say things like "Did you hear the one about the you-know-who?" or "shucks". Men who think all woman are are cute and have no other purpose besides to cook. Deds that ignore their kids and often go on "disability" so they wont have to pay child support and can go on with there wonderful and careless lives. Men who are too weak to kill themselves but everyone wishes they would.

what Bush would be if he hadn't taken the job of another dumbass for president

by nicole August 23, 2004