Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)

Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.

by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021

Defuncted land

Any old.abandoned site. To include amusement parks.abandoned malls
In some cases even entire neighborhoods. Times beach.mo. would be an example of this.

I went to the abandoned rock a holla water park in newberry springs (ca) definitely defuncted land!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

full landed price

A term created by Asia-based online shopping portal Tarazz.com. It stands for the final fixed price that buyers will pay for their items at their merchants’ site, inclusive of shipping charges and taxes and duties. Through their patented technology, Tarazz.com is able to provide full-landed prices in local currencies on their partner's product pages, saving users the hassle of having to calculate these factors on their own.

Merchants' Price: US$34.99 +
Shipping & Handling: US$6.06 +
Sales Tax: US$3.39 +

= Full Landed Price of US$44.44 (approx SGD$65.32)

by MADNESS! April 27, 2009

Anne Land

A theme park you will never go to...

Damn. I wanna go to Anne Land!

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017