bag lapper

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.

feuntes quit being a bag lapper

by mr beer January 13, 2008

Laptop Fucker

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

by tech4ever November 5, 2008

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong

An epic-ly epic event. Could also mean a huge penis.

1)DUDE! That game was Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong!
2) OMG! Thats a Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong!

by Günthér-Panda October 7, 2010

Jack-o-Lapple

A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Laptop Gangster

An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.

Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."

by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004