An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
by Bigjeepdriva May 29, 2017
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011
When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat
by Phi Delta Tau November 01, 2007
The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.
My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern
by HDpanhead1891 November 09, 2010
The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"
It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
by Jim August 22, 2004
"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018