One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.
boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
by tech4ever September 24, 2008