junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in

I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then

by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019

Junkie

Danielle and Stephanie

Omg let’s go to a sesh and pull a danielle and stephanie junkie

by Lightskingyal November 2, 2019

Junk

Tucker

Tucker is junk

by paw patrols on a roll March 5, 2020

Junk Drawer

A larger than average posterior.

Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!

by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020

shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

flexi junkie

Someone who runs themself into the ground at work in the (sometimes misguided) grand persuit of a little extra credit on their flexi-time record. These people usually arrive in the office at 0700 and leave at 1800, normally sporting a pale and nervous disposition

Office Worker 1: "Why are you working so late?"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien January 16, 2008

Service Junkie

Service users who go to numerous drug services consistently and talk about their problems inccessantly and have no resolution to their problems or do nothing to sort out the problem. In some cases do not have a problem they just want to hang in reception and hound their keyworker.

that client is a service junkie

by star keyworker March 9, 2009