brillo dick 

1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad

2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two

1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick

2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red

brillo dick by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008

Shick Dick 

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

Shick Dick by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

donkey dick land 

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.

Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

donkey dick land by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009

Big Dick Win 

When you score a victory that defies the odds and comes at the mercy of others.

As i was walking through the bar a guy ridiculed me with some of his buddies. after taking him down i left with his gf in tow--Big Dick Win

Big Dick Win by Handsome Rich October 28, 2010

floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke

Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

floppy dick syndrome by Sir Floppy Dick November 18, 2013

tinsel dick 

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Papa Dick Shock 

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

Papa Dick Shock by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016