cock meat sandwhich 

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

cock meat sandwhich by Manny Fresh Lima May 9, 2008

cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

cock snorkler by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006

Cock Rocket 

When you shoot a load of semen across the room by holding onto the base of your penis while you ejaculate and then releasing your grip 2-3 seconds after cuming.

Joe shot a cock rocket across the room at maxium velocity after and intense sexual encounter with his wife.

Cock Rocket by jojobigred July 5, 2009

Cock Meat Sandwich 

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"

Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!

Cock Meat Sandwich by Charles U. May 17, 2008

Cock Pocket 

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis

Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)

Cock Pocket by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt 

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.

"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt by ducttapeman May 2, 2005

cock mobster 

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

cock mobster by the storm drains May 19, 2009