Nut shit

Saying something gay

You on some nut shit mo

by I'm me21 February 11, 2017

Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.

Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

Nickel Nuts

1. Two nickels or 10 cents.
2. You ain't worth a f*ck.
3, Something you have with a dime dick - a cheap bastard

You can always count on nickel nuts when the check comes to have to use the bathroom.

by Jozo Fine October 17, 2008

Nut Bucket

A term of endearment for your wife who has a hysterectomy or her tubes tied. You are then able to deposit your semen as many times without fear of pregnancy or use of condoms.

I love my wife, she's my lil' nut bucket.

by Sundevil December 14, 2008

nuts as balls

1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.

1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!

by Benji G October 18, 2006

rub nuts

sarcastic way to tell someone you'll pay them a compliment later

We'll rub nuts after you finish helping me move this furniture.

by dante aligeri June 28, 2006

Dese Nuts

An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"

Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS

Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts

Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser

Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH

Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH

Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts

Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH

Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH

by robsjoes12 December 7, 2009