mittp

A community full of awesome persons and amazing artists
(My inteligent tubular taurtle pony)

Damn all the mittp members are so nice

by Okboi March 4, 2021

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 10, 2008

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 21, 2009

Lung Mittens

Boobs

She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.

by Otis Choadus July 9, 2010

Four minute drill

A drinking game where two people sit next to each other at a small table. The game begins by one person taking a shot. The next person then has four minutes to take his shot. The game continues this way until someone is no longer able to drink or pukes. This game works best with the shittiest quality of vodka you can find.

We played four minute drill last night and i still have no idea where my pants are.

After ten shots in thirty minutes i had to stop playing four minute drill.

I knew he was going to win four minute drill because that guy has no regard for his liver.

by klawe March 18, 2011

Six minute six-pack

The act of drinking six beers in six minutes. Generally attempted after a dare or by someone trying to ” catch up” on the night.

Ed showed up late to the party so he did a six minute six-pack to get caught up.

by E_DUB December 3, 2011