Internet Tough Guy

Someone who writes/comments on youtube videos/forums and argues with other people or insults other people with extreme confidence (confidence that they normally dont have) due to the anonymity of the internet.

If you tell someone fuck you in real life, they might kick your ass.

If you tell someone fuck you on youtube, they can't kick your ass because they don't know who you are. So ppl like to use this absence of consequence to fullfill their need to raise their self esteem.

Dude, look at this guy talking smack like crazy on youtube, internet tough guys... such losers.

by hondahonda December 15, 2011

nice guy

A misnomer. Nice Guy is nice with an ulterior motive; he believes pretending to be a decent human being entitles him to endless sex with his unfortunate female target. Instead of openly expressing interest and then moving on if rejected, the Nice Guy prefers to attach himself like a barnacle to one woman, hoping that if he pretends to care about her feelings long enough, he'll get at least an awkward handjob in the bathroom. Nice Guy is then bewildered when acting like a friend results in his getting treated like a friend. The advanced-level Nice Guy will call his lady of choice a frigid bitch while simultaneously patting himself on the back for being so nice. Nice Guy fails to understand that acting nice in hopes of getting sex is not actually the same as being nice, and as a result can be found in his natural habitat martyring himself all over the internet.

If women really only dated assholes, then "Nice Guys" would have no problems getting women.

by shel159 March 23, 2009

A guy

Basically the same thing as a man

Christopher is a guy
Christina is not a guy

by Kidswillbekids May 29, 2019

drill guy

When someone says something completely random that is not even related to the topic or subject.

Boy 1 : Did you see the basketball game last night?
Boy 2 : Yeah, Kobe Bryant made that beautiful shot!
Boy 3 : Hehehe, this cookie looks like my mom!
Boy 1 : DRILL GUY!

by DrillGuy June 18, 2009

No Guy Zone

areas where women do not want men present, such as book clubs, or baby showers.

My husband wanted to be invited to the book club, but I told him that was a no guy zone

by GerryTodd April 13, 2011

Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS)

When someone is overly obsessed with the hillarious hit tv-show Family Guy. Some common symptoms of this can be things like; boring the living crap out of your friends by telling the same Family Guy jokes over and over, turning all of your conversations into "did you see yesterdays episode?" or "so Peter was like...". One of the most irritating and shit indulcing symptoms is retelling an entire episode word by word thus extremely boring the other person. If not treated it can leave your personality consisting of nothing but Family Guy jokes.

Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) victim: Did you see yesterday's episode?!? I almost shit my pants twice!!

Diego: Ehh, no.

FGPS victim: Welllll, let me tell you the whole episode detail by detail! Don't worry it will only take about half an hour and be nowhere near as funny as actually watching it.

*Diego has now left the conversation, or risk getting a severe ear injury.*

by BrazilianFOsho November 17, 2011

me guy

A person who does things that only involves his self interest

Examples would be..."Hey Evan I heard you skipped lacrosse lifting ... That was a real "me guy" thing to do"

by The Real "We Guy" In Town January 28, 2015