Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

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by besns November 13, 2021

fat dan

Fat Dan, known to be of the Howlett family, did not inherit the healing powers of his stronger half brother Logan. Instead, Fat Dan was gifted with the ability to drink all of his mate’s lager before anyone else has finished their first can. This power also extended to pubs where Fat Dan would drink in at least three different rounds simultaneously whilst still getting himself an extra drink. Fat Dan is also know to enjoy the occasional lager top, lager and lime, and cider and often pretends that these are socially acceptable drinks for a man. Excuses for these drinks often involve low carbohydrate diets when we all know that Fat Dan is trying to put on weight in an effect to increase his drinking threshold.

Fat Dan, why don’t you get you speedos on and go to Bradleys

by Duke21 May 13, 2004

Ignorant Dan

Ignorant Dan: a double/triple insult calling a person not only ignorant but also Dan, which means you'll live an unfulfilled life and die alone, not to mention ugly.

Example 1

Cliff: "I'm going to put mustard on my french fries"
Scott: "Don't be ignorant Dan"

Example 2

Cliff: "I just put a baby into a washing machine"
Scott: "Cliff, you're ignorant Dan!"

by Heilix February 25, 2008

Digger Dan

A person who is always picking their boogers.

That guy Mike is such a Digger Dan!!!

by Go AppState February 29, 2008

Gambling Dan

An individual who exudes class, confidence, and an unusual amount of swag. He is often seen in a royal king's suit with a long red cape. Anything he says or does is undoubtedly a postive outcome or situation. He is ultimately the MAN. Many have seen him make a cameo appearance on Law and Order SVU or generally on the campus of the University of Scranton.

"Dude I had sex with the hottest chick last night at 3 am after partying so tough with all my goons at 424"....Gambling Dan.

"Got an A on the test, won 3 consecutive games of Fifa, and just ordered 3 Bacon pizzas from Goodfellas for the entire house"...Gambling Dan.

by Nukky Thompson January 15, 2011

Rigger Dan

Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.

To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.

Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.

Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!

*two weeks later*

Albert: What's up man, how's it going?

John: Not much, just chillin'.

Albert: Hey what's this?

John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.

Albert: When was the last time you fed them?

John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.

Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?

John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.

Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.

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by T.G.S October 31, 2010