the chuck norris blaps 

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

the chuck norris blaps by stefmanxx April 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts 

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.

Chuck Norris Facts by asdf518 August 21, 2010

spear chucker 

A term for a basketball player who indiscriminately launches three-pointers and consistently misses, pissing off every fan of the team he/she plays for

Antoine Walker is a spear chucker and has a big fat head, I'm sure glad he's not a Maverick anymore!

spear chucker by pimpbot2000 March 27, 2008

Chucked Dripping 

To lose your load, ejaculate or splooge

Blimey that Carol Vorderman was wearing a short skirt on CountDown last night, Des almost chucked dripping!

Chucked Dripping by evilduck October 26, 2006

chuck his pants 

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.

Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?

chuck his pants by Marie Genovese October 9, 2008

Chuckacke

The sound a person of African Descent makes during the mating season. Mating season occurs usually during the early May season. This is when the sound is most evident.

Jon: "What on earth is that horrible noise"
Hank: "Chuckacke, the sound of The mating call of that Black fella ovr there"

Chuckacke by George fortlinf February 12, 2009

chuckilicious

Having the quality of being worthy of a chuckle or short laugh.

"Check out this video of a man falling up an escalator, it's definitely chuckilicious"

chuckilicious by Diggity-Dog January 18, 2010