Frank Wank

Handjob

Wanna give me a Frank Wank?

by qbz23 May 21, 2009

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! October 9, 2008

Thummy Bum Wank

Getting a girl to put their thumb up your bum while she tosses you off

Thummy Bum Wank............... Ahh babe... put it in there, but make sure you keep your rhythm

by Nizzlebizzlenizzle August 23, 2011

Nasty Wank

A nasty wank is one in which the man is sneakily pleasuring himself, perhaps in a public toilet, in the car, or in a friends bedroom while they are out. The sneaky wank works well until it goes wrong, either because the man has not provided enough space to come, or is not prepared for it when it happens.
The result is usually a very wet t-shirt or other item of clothing, which will be embarrassingly obvious. The sneaky wank can also be preformed lying down, and may result in come running down the leg and becoming entwined in hair. This is almost impossible to clean up, especially in a hurry. The situation is exacerbated if a friend or relative is about to walk in or actually does.
Can lead to embarrassing situations for all involved.

Person 1: Why is there wet all over you and my bed? Were you having a nasty wank?

Person 2: Eh...no...though I would appreciate if you left the room again.

Person 1: You're sick.

by NobJockey69 January 23, 2012

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 21, 2007

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

fandom_wank

An elitist, in-fighting online community that mocks other online communities for elitism and in-fighting. Often bemoans being chased off of other journaling services and having to restart repeatedly, before going on to laugh at other communities being removed from journaling services and having to restart. Displays shock and disgust at people leaping on someone for daring to speak against the status quo, just before leaping on any member of the community that questions their own status quo. Jeers over heads of other communities getting in a huff and deleting entries or even the community, while conducting secret plots to delete their own community to, depending on whom you ask, "stir things up", "teach them a lesson", or "as a joke".

See also: hypocrites

A Fandom_Wank entry made fun of a Harry Potter community for inane babble, and the Fandom_Wankers made 19857 comments gushing about the entry-maker's icon.

by A Nonny Mouse October 15, 2004