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Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
by cy0man February 5, 2022
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its a part where the cum comes
fat niggers need to eat my penis and drink my cock
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.
dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender
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A ugly little (sometimes big) thing that lots of people like to sit on, suck, get railed by, lick, step on (cockstepping), and so much more!
bruh yknow bella? she stepped on my penis it was so hot.

holy fuck dude!
by gahmin February 14, 2022
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Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him
by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022
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I love to play with my penis and practice blowing tones
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This is a long object that you should shove in your-
“Oh he Has a Huge Penis
Let’s shove it in our-“
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