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Asian noodle 

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place
Asian noodle by Marco pollo October 26, 2017

Chicken noodle soup 

Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods
Chicken noodle soup by Bigboypeacock February 14, 2018

Wet Noodle Nut 

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway
Wet Noodle Nut by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018

Space noodle

How the space needle is supposed to be pronounced
Space noodle by Moo I’m a goat December 19, 2019

Poodle noodle 

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"