Dick Doodle 

A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.

Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.

Dick Doodle by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018

dick thwacking contest 

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

dick thwacking contest by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

Dick Crapper 

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

Dick Crapper by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Dick Mane 

A ring of loose skin around the head of a penis left as a result of a semi circumcision that resembles a lion’s mane.

That guy named Dave that I went out on a date with last night totally had a Dick Mane. His cock looked like a sexier version of Mufasa.

Dick Mane by MrGraves86 May 26, 2019

dick grabbing month 

for the whole of November it’s now called dick grabbing month. boys have had their fun now it’s our time :)

‘it’s november’

‘no it’s actually dick grabbing month’

dick grabbing month by millyyyyissillyyyyyy October 10, 2019

Dick Harrison 

Dick Harrison is the Man, The Myth and The Legend in the history genre and with great knowlege about humanity.
Also known as The Dick.

Damn that's Dick Harrison

Dick Harrison by GrumpyYahoo February 11, 2021

Dickachu 

Someone who sneezes while taking dick

Cranky is Dickachu

Dickachu by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023